Cold Steel Brooklyn Shorty Unbreakable Baseball Bat (20 Inch) Super Tough 100% Polypropylene Construction 92BST
The Cold Steel Brooklyn Shorty may be the strongest and most durable mini-bat billy club baton in the world. An ideal souvenir or collectable, this small, portable and travel-friendly bat is made to the same exacting standard as its larger brothers, and like all Cold Steel products it is expected to be able to serve a multitude of uses and to perform when called upon!
This compact Billy Club bat is made from injection molded high-performance polypropylene, this hard wearing and durable piece of Cold Steel memorabilia is virtually unbreakable and will last a lifetime.
Cold Steel Knives - 92BST Specifications:
- Overall Length:20.0 in.
- Thickness:1.0 in. (Handle) 1.875 in. (Tip)
- Weight:19.00 oz.
- Brand:Cold Steel
- Model:Brooklyn Shorty Mini Bat
- Model Number:92BST
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Now your attacker is mute and stupid looking because his lower freakin jaw got knocked to the backside of his filthy skull. And now he stands there with his tongue flapping loose, smackin the roof of his mouth. Looks like some sort of friggin circus freak.
And then he falls flat on his face, tongue first, which he bites off with only his upper effn front teeth.
But he is dead now. No problem. He wont need the tongue. You just wait for the police or split. He was going to use deadly force on you, so no problem.
So don't feel too badly, even when that seagull flies by and picks up his tongue for dinner.
Moral of the story. Don't use serious force when attacking somebody, because they might have a friggin bat with them, and knock off your lower jaw, and you will look real stupid with your tongue flappin,like an idiot until you keel over and bite your tongue off with only your upper jaw, and a bird flies off with it before the coroner comes to scrape you off the curb.
Get this bat. You will feel safer in the truck stops. I like that it%u2019s small, light weight, but the end is weighted. Perfect for thumping tires or crushing skulls. Whatever the occasion, this bat will surpass your needs.
I just received my CKRT tomahawk and sheath. I'm so pleased with this product and the Oso Grande Knives website. Thank you so much!
--Brinson M. - Gray, TN
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